The dramatics of a 5 year old can be exhausting, but at the same time it leads to great story telling.
Miss Squeaky: (while in Old Navy) Oh meeeee, my belllllyyyy hurts!
Me: I'm sorry.
Miss Squeaky: (in the most dramatic voice possible) Oh! Just throw me to the ground and drag me! Oooooohhh me!
Me: (hysterical laughter)